Tuu Peyes Ayn A Pawd

And We're Back, Brand New Product Inspired by Chilly Willy, Greedy Businessmen, and Two Brilliant Minds...We Present To You:

Trumpstacks! You Pay First! Eat Later! And if you don't finish, we get to fire you. See? Eating is Fun!....Unless you fail.

Business Meeting:
daluris (3:13:26 AM): I wanna be cool
calisolja15 (3:13:50 AM): you're beyond cool
calisolja15 (3:14:02 AM): you're a very chilly galaxy
daluris (3:18:44 AM): lol..yaaay im cooler than chilee willy, sitting on a block of ice, eating a popsicle, wearing shades, being blown on by a fan
calisolja15 (3:18:54 AM): lol
calisolja15 (3:19:09 AM): he was wearing freezer boots too
daluris (3:20:01 AM): yup n his cute little hat...but i hated otto, or oslo that walru
calisolja15 (3:20:14 AM): lol
calisolja15 (3:20:33 AM): the walru with the penguin tattoo?
daluris (3:21:41 AM): yeah..lol
calisolja15 (3:22:13 AM): yeah he's ann asshole
calisolja15 (3:22:16 AM): an*
daluris (3:24:02 AM): i mean who wouldn't love http://a6.vox.com/6a00c22523b6f28e1d00d4141f2d4e3c7f-200pi
calisolja15 (3:24:37 AM): lol, i eel you
calisolja15 (3:24:40 AM): feel*
daluris (3:26:40 AM): LOL @ me watching some chilly willy clips on toutube
calisolja15 (3:26:47 AM): lol
calisolja15 (3:26:54 AM): im down to 170 emails
daluris (3:28:05 AM): ROFL...PANCAY'S!.. peep this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjRACCuh3vc
calisolja15 (3:29:20 AM): looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
calisolja15 (3:29:53 AM): pay first eat later , awww
daluris (3:30:27 AM): now THOSE bhaturraye pancay's.. that seems like a ripoff, 60 dollars?..seems like a fuckin Denny's owned by Donald trump..lol
calisolja15 (3:30:42 AM): lolol
calisolja15 (3:31:01 AM): " yes, I'd like a Trumpstack please"
daluris (3:31:36 AM): lol..
calisolja15 (3:31:46 AM): hm....maybe
daluris (3:31:49 AM): YOU'RE FIRED
calisolja15 (3:31:52 AM): we should serve those
calisolja15 (3:31:57 AM): and if they can't finish it
calisolja15 (3:32:11 AM): everyone in the restaurant should yell you're fired as they leave
daluris (3:32:36 AM): they gotta pay..lol... and yup.. i like that idea, our restaurant is gonna be tits
calisolja15 (3:32:48 AM): And ass
calisolja15 (3:32:54 AM): lol
daluris (3:33:19 AM): lol..its gonna be the HAWTEST reshaurawn in the world
daluris (3:33:43 AM): its gonna be like if hustler magazine had pancay'
calisolja15 (3:33:51 AM): lmaoooooo
daluris (3:34:07 AM): of course, it'll be a fmaily diner
calisolja15 (3:34:21 AM): Baykhan, Guhritz, and Love
daluris (3:34:34 AM): yup, and titays
calisolja15 (3:34:37 AM): lol
daluris (3:36:40 AM): we gonna ge waiters that sound like billy bob thornton in that one movie uhm...
calisolja15 (3:36:51 AM): monsters ball?
daluris (3:37:02 AM): no uhm..
calisolja15 (3:37:38 AM): hm
daluris (3:38:43 AM): Slingblade
calisolja15 (3:40:41 AM): now im hunhgray



Coming Soon! Rashaurawntsss Is the Business!

This Is How I Feel. Pt. 1

*post in progress*....in words, song, and sight.


"Lusting for love is the loudest lonely"





".........avoiding it, the busiest silence"

Come One,Come All !....Get Yourself A Herthy Breffist!

America's Best New Rashcharaunt! Follow Us As We Journey For New Kusstowmars! We're Always Open!...From 4 Am til 5 Am!

Tuu Peyes Ayn A Pawd:
"Where America's Ayets Breffistes!"

See Genius KreeAshun In Action! This is just our businessplan, so bare with us!

calisolja15 (3:49:41 AM): bluberru pancakes are calling me
calisolja15 (3:49:49 AM): blueberry*
calisolja15 (3:49:58 AM): bluberru is the new hip slang!
daluris (3:51:47 AM): lol..bluberru pancay's are dope son..lol
calisolja15 (3:52:15 AM): pancays lol
daluris (3:55:17 AM): shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit we grub some pancay's up in AZ..bluberru all the way, we even got dem StrewBurri ones
calisolja15 (3:55:40 AM): strewburri lmao
calisolja15 (3:56:19 AM): im haungray enough for some strewburri pancays
calisolja15 (3:56:35 AM): and some harshbrauns
daluris (3:57:47 AM): ROFL... wordap dats how we dudes it.. toss some Sayrap on durr, n have urself a herthy breffist
calisolja15 (3:58:23 AM): *dead* @ sayrap
calisolja15 (3:59:10 AM): dont forget the oiange jewse...and the sayrap gotta be maipull
daluris (4:00:54 AM): //DEADEDEDED//
calisolja15 (4:01:04 AM): lol
daluris (4:02:21 AM): Shit, peeps don't know nathan bout' our breffistes up on the west coast, we bring or own sowsaggys and haims n' brek our own aygds
daluris (4:02:27 AM): ayggs
calisolja15 (4:02:40 AM): LMAO ayggssssssssss
calisolja15 (4:02:48 AM): skrawbowled
calisolja15 (4:03:00 AM): skrambowled*
daluris (4:03:30 AM): LFMAAO //coughs up blood// i liked it better skrawbowled.. like scrabbled
calisolja15 (4:03:34 AM): lmao
calisolja15 (4:03:40 AM): skrawbowled it is
calisolja15 (4:04:18 AM): i think we should open a rascharaunt with our expert menhuws
daluris (4:05:41 AM): ROFL...we are like tuu peyes ayn a pawd
calisolja15 (4:07:12 AM): thats what we should name out ateouri....Tuu Peyes Ayn A Pawd....."Where Americas Ayets Breffistes"
daluris (4:09:43 AM): //takes a breath// LMFAROFAMMFAL //R.I.P. @ "Where Americas Ayets Breffistes" //BREATHES AGAIN// i laughed out loud, forreals
calisolja15 (4:09:56 AM): lmaoooooo
daluris (4:10:15 AM): people on my house prolly thought i was on crack
calisolja15 (4:10:25 AM): roflmao
calisolja15 (4:10:49 AM): im going to advertise, im putting this on my site....I think we could get some loyal kusstowmars
calisolja15 (4:16:20 AM): we did it all without fashley grydid kaughfiis too
daluris (4:19:54 AM): yup none of that dcoffinaded lawheys or frou frou cap'nchinhoes
calisolja15 (4:20:10 AM): lmao frou frou
calisolja15 (4:22:18 AM): We got wahhphulls, hand shaped....no wahhpull maikarr
daluris (4:23:00 AM): lol..yup n we mayke tartillays and bayns and royce
calisolja15 (4:24:52 AM): lmao royce...lots of bahdars in my royce....I love a bahdarry royce kaykah


(disclaimer: We're not on drugs, we swear....none in your pancays either......this is why they try to make artist be loners...lol...4:32 am, I'm going to get my bluberrus ! )

Links of the Day 04-06-2009

Sometimes, thoughts are poems (and nah, I didnt change my name to Randy lol)



Far fetched...
not unfitting,
I stretched....
the bar, in one sitting...
she caught my eye..no net, how handy...
we wait, sigh....Me: "I'm Randy"








In the End, There was Game


"For a while afterward I wandered around looking for trouble and new quests, but something was bothering me. I know it's stupid; I know the kid is just lines of code and some well-executed voice acting. But I couldn't just leave him in that booth, all alone. My natural instincts to protect my real-world daughter forced me to turn around and travel as quickly as possible to locate the kid's aunt and return to tell him the good news. His pre-scripted, animated smile didn't offer the payoff I might have hoped for. But the fact that Bethesda has created a world so dismal, so mindful of our worst fears about the future, that I found myself rushing to help a pretend child in a fictional wasteland just to prove that I am a civilised human being--now that's a significant achievement."









Animals Included



"What keeps them going:

Jon: “My nightmare, that I have to move back to my parents’ house, keeps me going. My dream is to wake up without an alarm. When people say I’m successful, I say, ‘No, I wake up with an alarm between 5 and 6 a.m. every day.’”











Playing Politics with Vending Machines





Well, Personally....My main hustle back in my school days was due to the vending machines....buy and sell at higher value to younger kids.....what?...I've Always been an entrepreneur.









Owl Keeps it Raw, Adresses Abortion Law




"Am i the only person in missouri not smoking this low grade marijuana? Where is the conversation at guys? " One can only wonder or wander it seems, brother.









LA Times: Festival of Books, part 1




Already that time again?...Feels like yesterday....I'll be there, a reminder will come closer to the actual date, then maybe a opinion or two afterwards.





Quote of the Day:


" My life is so boring without you"
- you know who you are...lol...

Beat Off, I'm coming raw.

Me Every night the past week....



New Post coming soon.

Victory In His Clutches

" I'm sick of this scandalous living, I dont think I'm even equipped for a higher standard of living, but if you give him one more chance and forgive him.....he'll push that negative gene into oblivion"

Jay Electronica:

Tracklist:

1: Abaracadabra
2: Candy Man
3: Transformations II x Untitled (Snippets) feat. MOS DEF
4: Swagger Jackson's Revenge
5: Exibit A (Transformations)
6: Posers
7: Hagler
8: Retro Electro
9: Spark It Up
10: Dimethytriptamine
11: Dealing
12: Girlfriend
13: INTERMISSION: Jay Electronica Speaks About OB4CL...
14: Who's Gonna Save My Soul {remix}
15: Victory Is In My Clutches
16: Because He Broke The Rules [Acapella]
17: So What You Sayin
18: Get'Em
19: INTERLUDE: Fyodor Dostoevsky - Notes From The Underground 20: Departure/Are You Watching
21: Annakin's Prayer
22: Something To Hold On To
23: When The Levee's Broke

Link:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=97L8ANS7

Links for the Day 03-25-2009

Thought of the Day: I woke up this morning with new scratches, either I live with perverted ghosts...or...The Man is back.




















Nude Parenting: Land of the Free lol?






my children will hate me so much....just saying















Andre: Paris






New Selby!














More...Steve McQueen




I told y'all....I told y'all...Just saying. This is not the end. (via The House)













A Thousand And One Smithereens


New Rouge is up, I'll be posting more this week.
"It is not a story, but a flood of countless fragments and flowing memory images which are complemented by Varda’s playful and/or melancholic remarks, quoting from her own oeuvre. An enormous number of people and observations whirl by on the screen. Joy and mourning, whimsical and heartfelt comments enrich the senses. Far-flung yet never self-indulgent, her own wondering discoveries are floating, as is the spectator’s delight. "





Ayah - BELIEVE (Official Video) from Ayah on Vimeo.



New Artist: Ayah...Soul and Real = Stamp of Approval


Below Are Two More Tracks


Passing Me By | Feeling It







Quote of the Day:

Retiring is a word for going to sleep. I prefer to think of myself as being up, wide-awake, and looking at new challenges.

-Michael Eisner

Links for the Day 03-24-2009

Posted early, I got that raspberry velvet smooth syndrome.





1. "Is Guilt A Thought or An Emotion?"



Sometimes, the simplest question is the most complex.








2. Art: Personal, Professional, No Propositions for Perfection?...That's balance.


"Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon. When artists talk about professionalism, it’s probably wise to contradict yourself."






3. The Hunger Never Ends



I'm gonna keep force feeding you people this film. (via The House)








4. New Gas Regulations



We have gas stations?






5. James Beard Nominations


Finally, I've goy a lot of catching up to do.

Links for the Day 03-23-2009

not gone, nor forgotten

















Change, ...I can believe in?




"I’m not into the skinny look — these skinny things. That’s what I’m here for — to fucking get rid of that shit."















Terry vs GG



Why do I hate gossip girl again?
















Mr. Milk with the visuals.

Also tired of Ye stories....but I like the photo shoot.














!Viva!


Count me in












Sex Ed In America

I say, Give em an hour with Terry Richardson.






Quote of the Day: " Isn't Yoga, A Cult?" - Hank Hill

Links For The Day 03-16-2009

Thought of the Day: It seems like...music is back, no?











http://www.freshselects.net/freshselectsradio1


Lately I've been bumping this, possibly too much... Shouts to Fresh Selects for always keeping the heat flow. Support Great Sites, that is not optional.










Pierre Herme



New Selby, Never Go Wrong Here







American...Dream?



"How did we get from there to here?"







Excuse Me Miss....




Pretzelize and...deal with it. No?...No?....










Modern Times: The Rapidization of Love




Here's a preview of the piece I'm writing about foward movement and speed, and how Love plays into that.







Quote of the Day:


A thousand years ago five minutes were Equal to forty ounces of fine sand. Outstare the stars. Infinite foretime and Infinite aftertime: above your head They close like giant wings, and you are dead.

-John Shade (Pale Fire)

Links for the Day 03-12-2009

Thought of the Day: More Intelligent Life FTW. That is all.










1. The Most Overused Word In The Dictionary

MLI debates who is worthy of the title, and of course, who is not. Keep checking as they add more and more. "The word “iconic”, he writes, is “cosily religiose, softly spiritual… It is today’s expression of humankind’s perennial bent towards aggrandisement.”"










2. "Film.....Anthopy?" Just click it people.








3. Idealism and the Art-Fair

"This fair is so much fun, with its obstacle-course layout, low prices and anti-establishment vigour, that I wonder if it will attract the kind of big-name collectors who can make the difference in an artist’s career. This is no yacht, after all"










4. Kombucha: Miracle Beverage?


Don't Push Me....I'll drink it.









St. Vincent: The Strangers


^song there

Everyone knows I have a shameless love for St. Vincent…I want to meet, date, marry, rejoice, divorce, meet twenty years later in a foreign country, realign, live happily ever after love her…..thats just musically speaking.





Quote of the Day: " Paint the Blackhole Blacker"

- St. Vincent

Links for the Day 03-11-2009

More recurring thoughts, to a screen near you. After all, a polka-dotted eye, never sees a clearer picture.

1. '300 Bodies Dissolved'

"They brought me the bodies and I just got rid of them," Mr Meza told journalists at a construction site where he disposed of the bodies over a 10-year period. "I didn't feel anything."











2. Quite possibly my favorite battle of all time. Hannibal the mastermind...70,000 people in 6 hours?...Speech isn't equipped to express the things.







3. Invisibility Cloak...Finally?

You don't even want to know why I don't need to get my hands on this.







http://www.esquire.com/features/looking-forward-0209-9

4. Me and a few friends were discussing this earlier this week, so I figure why not re-embrace this link.









The Return of Purple...LAlalaland Version



5. Uhm, Yes?....There goes my extra money....(links are seperated by ...)







Quote of the Day:

"A spirit storming in blank walls,

A dirty house in a gutted world,

A tatter of shadows peaked to white,

Smeared with the gold of the opulent sun."


- (my favorite poet) Wallace Stevens

Musical Math Part. 1

No nudity,screencap's just sexy.





+


Me


=




carry the.....



and with my luck...the final solution will be:

Links for The Day 03-10-2009

Class Today, I'm super-tired but when I'm active...It feels good. www.twitter.com/hollywoodheat = brilliant business tool!







Froyo vs. Cupcakes!

1. Will both have the same fate?...These Los Angeles snack movements are no joke. Honestly, I don't either, but I have actually been In sprinkles (see above)...they.are.always.crowded.




The 9th With Purple

2. Each word^, contains a different picture!....I really took a liking to these for some reason, purple magazine wins again.






TurboCity Radio, Episode 17: Sex Drive

http://turbocityofficial.ning.com/profiles/blogs/turbo-city-radio-episode-17sex

http://rapidshare.com/files/207356005/1_Podcast_17-turbocity.net.rar

3. My eccentric brother Cleveland's new mix, first link is the music, second is the tracklist, and third is the download. To me the key to listening to TurboCity Radio Episodes is to respect the art, you don't listen to what's being said as much as (as with all art) focus on the backbone of what is being expressed. This rides hard, no pause necessary...As Diddy told me last night, " Lets Go!"







http://www.newyorker.com/arts/critics/atlarge/2009/03/16/090316crat_atlarge_acocella

4. Why do you still love Dracula?......I can't answer for the ladies, I think the article does a good job.






Los Angeles Art Project



5. I composed a list of modern artist that I find appealing, I'll probably find a way to post that here tomorrow, but until then The Great Slimane's tribute to LA Artist will hold you over (the picture is of Kori Newkirk, he's on my list)






Quote of the Day: "Torquated beauty, sublimated grouse,
Finding your China right behind my house.
Was he in Sherlock Holmes, the fellow whose
Tracks pointed back when he reversed his shoes ?"
-John Shade (Pale Fire, Canto One)

Links for The Day 03-09-2009

As promised, I'm finally going to be transferring the links to this site as well as dropping other bits of random material from time to time. My other site Cine-Mono-Mania will be returning around the end of the month, starting with a review of Tokyo!. These post are inspired by one of my favorite blogs the consistently untouchable The House Next Door, just given a more personal touch, please check them out at: http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/ Lets, shall we?

http://www.wmagazine.com/artdesign/2009/03/steve_mcqueen


Just tell me when to stop posting Hunger related articles and I will.....



......ignore you.



http://nigelbeale.com/2009/02/weinstien-on-kafka-and-doctors-rape-fantasies/


2. What gets me about this, is the idea of perception, something im increasingly fascinated by. The fascination doesn't lie within perception itself but instead in the strength and lengths that people will go to maintain their perception and alter others.

http://fallingwhistles.bigcartel.com/product/whistle-necklace
http://www.fallingwhistles.com/story/story.html


3. I'll be purchasing mine this week, truly a great cause.

http://moreintelligentlife.com/story/tweeting-mozart


4. My favorite magazine that I don't actually have a subscription to, unfortunately I was not a part of this, but Twitter and MIL has no choice but to be a uniquely innovative combination.




http://www.thehousenextdooronline.com/2009/03/links-for-day-march-9th-2009.html


5. Paying Homage or A Paid Trip Home...either works just fine.




Quote of the Day: " Even the simplest image: "my love’s like a red, red rose, that’s newly sprung in June." presents us with impressions of moisture and warmth and the flow of crimson and the softness of petals inextricably mixed and strung upon the lift of a rhythm which is itelsef the voice of the passion and the hesitation of the love. All this, which is accessible to words, and to words alone, the cinema must avoid. " " - Virginia Woolf