Links for the Day 05-07-2009

http://cleosunshine.com/2009/05/05/relationship-role-playing-do-we-really-want-to-be-equal/

http://www.purple-diary.com/post/103890882/masha-orlov-reading-passion-isnt-always-purple-by

http://www.slantmagazine.com/music/music_review.asp?ID=1734

http://www.latimes.com/features/food/la-fo-downtown-sp,0,4254281.special

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/upgrader/living/milan-furniture-fair-2009/0015h.jpg

http://men.style.com/slideshows/mens/standalone/upgrader/living/milan-furniture-fair-2009/0019h.jpg

http://men.style.com/theupgrader/living/features/milan_furniture_fair_2009/slideshow/050609MFF

Links for the Day 05-04-2009

*pictures will be added when I get home...screw it, I'm late for this meeting lol*





1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_FitzGerald_(poet)#Eccentricities_and_personal_life



“FitzGerald was a very eccentric individual. Among his peculiarities included being a vegetarian who loathed vegetables”



I love it.





2. http://seaofshoes.typepad.com/lovers_in_highschool/2009/04/brains-have-become-those-of-the-tracia-intoxic%C3%A1ndolo-europe%C3%ADza-preadolescenciaia-are-today-and-toget.html



"brains have become those of the tracia intoxicándolo Europeíza preadolescenciaia are today, and together---- doubt that many deaf genios individually be attributed to our interest in the procesos of inhabitadas worlds, competitive tennis, infinity, etc."



Woah…If I find a woman who talks like this…I’d never be single again lol.






3. http://jessj.wordpress.com/2009/05/04/if-i-were-your-girlboyfriend/



"So would I date myself? No. I’d try (as Justin) to get with someone like Jessica just for the challenge but Jessica is way too smart for the likes of Jus and I’d have to step my game up, which is fun when you’re used to just having things easily. So it’d be a game, but never anything serious. There would be too much ego and too much of a power struggle. Not saying that Jess is tryna be a guy, no no no but Justin wouldn’t know what to do w/ someone as strong-willed as he (i) is."




I'm certainly not going to give Jess the pleasure of "know"ing me or confirmation online if I myself am a Justin type, but if you know me...you know how I feel about/relate to that entire section lol. On another point...the section in black...really though dear? Then thank god you aren't a man.






4. http://www.owlasylum.net/?p=127



"This is not a post on the failures of colleges to come through for their students. It is not a post that rejects the idea that a university level education in this day and age is important. It is a reflection from a man who has walked on both sides of the fence, and in most instances, walked on the fence."




How’d I let This pass me by?...Forgive be brother Owl lol, stellar post family.





5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZNUNZGBT4Q



"You Will Suck My .... Into Your Stomach...You Will .... My .... Tonight"




Oh Word?...That's Thuggery There...but...

As an actor….I can honestly say..the word make-up will indeed provoke these kinds of emotions deep inside.







Quote of the Day: "My manager's like...please be nice on this feature and I'm like....I'm always nice?...Like Greg, or Like Eggs In Bed, or Like Pie Between Legs That's Spread...nice like head...cuz that's nice right?...nice like that...."


-Blu (with Tanya Morgan http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3YTv2jbrV8)

More from 'The Collective'

"Unequipped with a weapon...to my knees I've fallen....met with your knees is my jaw...cold, cruel, crooked knees...at ease"


No idea what this piece is about, or if I'm even referring to a literal woman....the flow of the river is not controlled by my mind but life.


*insert picture here*



and....a poem will go here..

Another Random Dal Conversation!

Hollywoodheat makes a deal...(I'm green....dal is Red)

"Ebay the pussy...or Obey the pussy" - new catchphrase definitely

(12:48:42 AM): you dont have a receipt for you mind?
daluris (12:49:04 AM): no. i lost mine
(12:49:11 AM): gr!
(12:49:19 AM): thats most unfortunate
(12:49:34 AM): I hear they give half a brain rebates at tax time
daluris (12:49:36 AM): yup.. i was swimming and it got wet
(12:49:50 AM): no half a brain for you, mr. soaks
daluris (12:50:51 AM): :(
(12:53:26 AM): but hey...look on the bright side....the world still has tube socks and oatmeal cookies.
(12:53:38 AM): (annnnnd vaginas....smile for me!)
daluris (12:54:05 AM): no smiles for me plus no vaginas
(12:55:30 AM): I'll tell you what kiddo....if you smile for me....Brand New Vagina...in the mail first thing in the morning....with action grip, its a collectors item!
(12:55:48 AM): You know the one with the tagline " Ebay the Pussy, or Obey the Pussy"
daluris (12:56:00 AM): omg..does it come with Cootchie Cutter Sidekick action?!
(12:57:12 AM): Youuuuu know it! I'll even through in a pair of Double D Deluxe Knocker Sockers, and a coupon for a give one orgasm get one free....
daluris (12:57:59 AM): omg..that sounds like an awesome deal..Can you throw in a pair of testocular binoculars?
(12:59:27 AM): No. We only deal goods of the greater feminine good of greatdom.
(12:59:38 AM): Take the deal or leave it.
daluris (12:59:50 AM): dammnit..//sighs// o....k
daluris (1:00:03 AM): //Sends his address info//



lol....yeah...no one has random conversations like us...I really should go into sales, I have a knack