Another Random Dal Conversation!

Hollywoodheat makes a deal...(I'm green....dal is Red)

"Ebay the pussy...or Obey the pussy" - new catchphrase definitely

(12:48:42 AM): you dont have a receipt for you mind?
daluris (12:49:04 AM): no. i lost mine
(12:49:11 AM): gr!
(12:49:19 AM): thats most unfortunate
(12:49:34 AM): I hear they give half a brain rebates at tax time
daluris (12:49:36 AM): yup.. i was swimming and it got wet
(12:49:50 AM): no half a brain for you, mr. soaks
daluris (12:50:51 AM): :(
(12:53:26 AM): but hey...look on the bright side....the world still has tube socks and oatmeal cookies.
(12:53:38 AM): (annnnnd vaginas....smile for me!)
daluris (12:54:05 AM): no smiles for me plus no vaginas
(12:55:30 AM): I'll tell you what kiddo....if you smile for me....Brand New Vagina...in the mail first thing in the morning....with action grip, its a collectors item!
(12:55:48 AM): You know the one with the tagline " Ebay the Pussy, or Obey the Pussy"
daluris (12:56:00 AM): omg..does it come with Cootchie Cutter Sidekick action?!
(12:57:12 AM): Youuuuu know it! I'll even through in a pair of Double D Deluxe Knocker Sockers, and a coupon for a give one orgasm get one free....
daluris (12:57:59 AM): omg..that sounds like an awesome deal..Can you throw in a pair of testocular binoculars?
(12:59:27 AM): No. We only deal goods of the greater feminine good of greatdom.
(12:59:38 AM): Take the deal or leave it.
daluris (12:59:50 AM): dammnit..//sighs// o....k
daluris (1:00:03 AM): //Sends his address info//



lol....yeah...no one has random conversations like us...I really should go into sales, I have a knack